Who doesn't recognize the sound of Für Elise? / by My Van Loc

INT. LIVING ROOM—NIGHT

VAN is sprawled out on the bed, dinner in one hand and her laptop under the other. HAYDEN, turns on this 99% Invisible episode during dinner about how the West sucks at recycling and sits across from her on the couch. The podcast producer recites a fact about how SF has the best garbage system in all of America.

VAN

Thinks back to how Taiwan as an island is much more
progressive in recycling than many other countries.
Is that
because Sanfran’ is so small?

HAYDEN
Nah it’s ‘cause hipsters.

VAN
…Hipster’s are gonna save the world, okay, bitch?

HAYDEN
BABE!